I Will
-I will finish my third book
-I will answer my phone
-I will be dedicated in my yoga practice (this is easy because when you're looking at an hour and a half yoga class vs. an hour and a half of staring down a blank computer screen and becoming hostile and yes, belligerent, yoga pretty much wins, hands down.)
-I will not engage in the practice of eating everything that does not run from me
-I will volunteer
-I will not smoke (just fyi, I haven't partaken since September, which actually was the last time I had a deadline)
-I will try to embrace the concept that going out for drinks could actually mean, say, two drinks and not seven
-I will not obsess about email (this is impossible and basically pointless for me to even comtemplate)
-I will be more zen about Pug Hill reviews than I was about Andy Warhol reviews (i.e. I will not get into bed and cry when some HOOKER from The NY Post says I don't understand plot and calls my protaganist a wench. Let's all say it together, HOOKER.)
-I will be positive
-I will be open-minded (whether this will actually entail going on second dates with men I found to be gooby the first time around because apparently I may not give everyone a fair chance, I haven't yet decided)
-I will not say bad things about people even if they are funny (again, quite challenging)
-I will move out of my non-dog friendly building
-I will adopt a dog from a shelter
-I will name him/her Berkley (in an ongoing homage of the fine people who make it so I can hang out in my apartment all day with my dog)
-I will be very thankful and feel really lucky for what a great year 2005 turned out to be for me

Happy New Year! You Rock.
Posted by: Anony | December 31, 2005 at 04:42 PM
HAPPY 2006!! It will a great one - Pug Hill and all!!
Posted by: Jenn | December 31, 2005 at 10:01 PM
Wonderful resolutions! I can't wait to read PUG HILL. (And I'm also reading CASE HISTORIES right now! :-)
Posted by: Jess | January 03, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Thanks, Jess...And I have to say I like your blog...everyone go take a look at jessriley.blogspot.com
And Jess, please email me and tell me about your book..sounds so cool! -AP
Posted by: Alison | January 03, 2006 at 06:25 PM
Second dates? How about first dates?
Posted by: Jeff | January 06, 2006 at 03:56 PM