Acknowledgments
I'd like to acknowledge my very good friends Sarah Mlynowski and Robin Epstein who were among the first to alert me earlier today that they were receiving every email they'd ever sent me with my away message attached at a rate of twenty emails per second. I like to acknowledge that they both at different times stayed on the phone with me while I tried to figure out what was happening.
I'd like to acknowledge that what happened was that in anticipation of my upcoming trip, I went into my mail preferences and wrote an auto-reply away-from-the-desk message to be sent to every message received in my absence. Only what happened is that my email started sending a reply to EVERY MESSAGE saved in my inbox.
I'd like to acknowledge that my agent and editor got the worst of this because I have never in the past five years deleted any email from either of them. And I email them both A LOT, and they always write back so there's some really easy math right there. I'd like to acknowledge that they were both super understanding about the fact that they each received about 500 emails from me today.
I'd like to acknowledge the very important and busy author I interviewed for a magazine last year who took the time out of her very important and busy schedule to write, "Hello, Alison. I just got 27 emails from you in the last minute and wanted to let you know."
I'd like to acknowledge that it may now seem rash that when readjusting the preferences and even deleting the rule altogether did nothing to stop the email frenzy, I made the decision to delete every email in my inbox. It didn't seem so rash then.
I'd like to acknowledge that I have a really clean slate now, email-wise.
I'd like to acknowledge that I'm looking on the bright side: I'm happy that I wrote the message straight and didn't get all cute about it, considering god knows to whom the email went. I'm happy there weren't any spelling mistakes. I'm trying not to think about the random people in there who are getting one email from me telling them completely randomly of my travel plans and email access who are all, "uh, thanks, Ali, whatever."
I'd like to acknowledge that I am now petrified of my email preferences and do not dare go back in there to set up an away message for whilst I am away. But then I would imagine that matters none as everyone now knows I will be elsewheres.
I acknowledge that it's a really bad idea not to go on a vacation for three and a half years and that I am really, really ready to go on mine.
Over and out,
AP
..and an apology to everyone whose email I clogged today. The more you got, the more I am loathe to ever delete an email from you, so that just means I like you a real lot.



This Friday, March 7, I'll be joining the authors 
