As if Facebook wasn't time consuming enough, there's now a game of tag on the site in which if / when you're tagged you have to write a note "25 Random Things About Me," and then tag 25 people. At first I wasn't getting tagged so I thought this was just as well, I didn't want to do it anyway. I figured that seeing as I'm presently writing some non-fiction essays I'm already spending more than enough time writing random things about me.
Then I started getting tagged, but remained steadfast in my determination not to get sucked into the vortex.
But then! Yes, then I started reading all these other people's "25 Random Things About Me" and they were cool and I wanted to do one, too, because I'm a total lemming like that. And then I spent way too much time with writing my 25 random things, couldn't figure out how to "tag," and had to email a friend for help. Does that make me the Facebook equivalent of, "Katie, I'd like to phone-a-friend?"
In any event, herewith the better part of my afternoon:
1. I like quotes
2. I’m an excellent sleeper
3. I’m impressed by intelligence
4. I’m still close friends with my closest friends from high school
5. I hold grudges
6. My next-door neighbor from growing up is a novelist, too (but much more famous)
7. I like staying home more than I like going out
8. I’m very into the fact that I am slowly but surely becoming a runner
9. I’m in a bookclub but I’m not so great about reading the bookclub books
10. Sometimes I get annoyed when people stop me on the street to tell me how cute my dog is
11. I had a pony
12. I have a Frankenstein-style scar over my left eyebrow
13. I think I seem nicer than I actually am, but I’m pretty nice
14. I download too much music and am not good at keeping track of it
15. My cousin is an opera singer. He’s the most talented person I know.
16. I never went to sleep-away camp
17. I’m usually on a diet that I don’t follow
18. I have a sore throat right now
19. I sing to my dog
20. I’m self-conscious
21. It’s hard to type this list without thinking about what people will think about it.
22. I was terrible at sports while growing up. I believe this has had a profound effect on me.
23. I have the occasional grammar issue (see 10, 21)
24. I think Facebook is 85% fun and 15% completely annoying
25. Lately, I’ve fallen into the habit of using the word totally a lot
I wonder if I can include this in my essay collection?